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Tuesday, November 02, 2004
If flirting's a disease, I'm inflicted. And it's fucking incurable.
- I was in the living room with some people. I thought I was flirting with one of the girls. ( I wasn't sure, it's so bad I can't even draw the line between flirting and merely interacting.) It started to bother me so I left. My roommate followed.
Me: Nilalandi ko ba si ****?
G: Duh. Obvious kaya.
Me: Eew...
- I opened the gate for two girls. They asked about the rooms. I showed them around. When they left...
Me: Ohmygod. Nilalandi ko na yung dalawang girls kanina noh?
K: Grabeh nga eh. Akala ko kilala mo.
Me: Eew...
- Chem Lab.
A guy was cleaning glasswares. He was meticulously scrubbing the test tube with his test tube brush.
Not everyone can look good in a lab gown. This guy looked so hot in his.
Before I could say anything I left.
I swear to God, If I hadn't left sooner I could've blurted out "Sobrang nakaka-turn on naman ginagawa mo."
Yuuuuuuuuck.
- I sound interested even if I'm not interested.
Goodness.
Well, it's not so bad.
I'm almost always interested.
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And here's an interesting story:
My brother asked about Ex#2 and how we were doing, I told him we're soooo over. He said without warning, "Pinagpalit mo sa babae?" I didn't react. He said with a finish:
" YOU'RE SICK."
Posted at 09:47 am by duh!!!renched
in need of towels?
Friday, October 22, 2004
How bored am I?
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Ellenandanne
S.A.D.
Posted at 06:18 pm by duh!!!renched
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Spotlight on Ex#2...
- A few minutes ago he called... This was our phone conversation...
Ex#2: Kelan ka uwi?
Me: Sa 15. Kaw?
E: 14 ng gabi. Bakit sa 15 pa?
M: May exam ako sa 14. Kala ko nga 11 yung exam eh. Uwi na dapat ako kagabi. As in may ticket na at lahat. Annoying.
E: Anong gagawin mo bukas?
M: Syempre mag-aaral. Bakit, anong gusto mong gawin? (Duh.)
E: Labas tayo. Watch tayo ng movie. Hmm. Di ba parang magandang manood bukas? Hmm.
M: OT. Kelangan kong mag-aral eh. (Na-excite.)
E: Mag-aral ka na lang ngayon tapos labas tayo bukas.
M: Mag-aaral ako ngayon saka mag-aaral bukas.
E: Hmm. Sige na. Aral ka from 9-5. Huwag ka na matulog tonight.
M: Duh. Bukas ko balak hindi matulog.
E: Sige na. Masaya yun. Hmm.
M: Sana hindi ka masyadong makulit. Next time na lang.
E: Sige na. Sige na. Sige na.... Hehe, ang kulit eh.
M: Di naman masyado. Next time na lang, okay?
E: Uh... Eh what time ba exam mo?
M: Argh, stop it. 10 yung exam pero andito si Ma that time. Most definitely di din pwede 15. Okay?
E: Sige na nga. Hmm... ... ...
The guy is just DYING to get laid.
- I remember the night we became a couple. He said:
I love you. I love you so much. I even dreamt of you as my wife.
Aww... How sweet... He had a sex dream about us. *snicker*
TODAY:
I said, "I'm straight! I'm straight! I'm straight!" while jumping up and down.
Duh.
Posted at 10:10 pm by duh!!!renched
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This happened last year...
I came home and I saw one of our houses being torn down. (we have two houses inside our compound, err, used to have two houses inside our compound)
Me: *gasps*
Sis: Hi.
Me: Hello. (Dad walks in, smiles, goes straight to the kitchen, which is weird, no hug?)
Sis: Sooo... Wala ka bang napapansin?
Me: Uh, wala na tayong house?
Sis: Gaga. WALA KA BANG NAPAPANSIN?
Me: Hmm. Seems awfully quiet. Asan yung kids? I bought something for them.
Sis: Yun nga. Wala sila.
Me: Shit... ... ... Sino exactly ang SILA?
Sis: Sila. Ma, Brad, kids.
Me: Shit... ... ... So kayo lang ni Dad andito?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Shit... ... ... Eh ba't andito ka?
Sis: Mas malapit sa school. I'm with Ma sa weekends.
Me: *takes it all in* *takes a deep breath* (Dad enters)
Dad: Alam mo na?
Me: *nods head*
Dad: Ano gusto mong kainin?
Me: I dunno...
Dad: *smiles and then leaves*
Sis: *shrugs*
Me: Duh. Bitch. Since when?
Sis: Last month. Di mo man lang napansin?
Me: Well, weird nga na kausap ko si Ma ng 10pm tapos asa office pa rin siya... Shit!!! Anong problema niyo??? Bat hindi kayo nagsasabi? Am I not a part of this family???
Sis: Ot. Are you okay?
Me: *pissed off* Duh.
(Bridele's cp rings, MA CALLING)
Sis: *answers cp* Ma... She's here... ... .. Okay. *hands over cp to me*
Me: *shakes head* *mouths: "ayoko"*
Sis: *mouths: "sige na"*
Me: *still shakes head*
Sis: Ma, ayaw niya... *tries to hand over cp again*
Me: *gets cp* Ma...
Ma: Did she tell you?
Me: *pissed off but tries to hide it* Duh. Ma, walang tao dito.
Ma: Okay, go pack some of your stuff, tapos punta kayo dito.
Me: (long silence) Uh, ayoko...
Ma: *obviously hurt* Ha? Ayaw mo akong kasama? (What she's really trying to say is YOU'RE CHOOSING YOUR DAD OVER ME???)
Me: Pagod ako sa biyahe. Rest muna ako. I'll see you tomorrow. (What I really wanna say is, LALAYASLAYAS KA TAPOS MANDADAMAY KA PA NG IBA!!!!!!!)
Ma: Okay. Sooo... Are you okay?
Me: (now really pissed off) Yeah... ... ...
It was the worst sembreak ever. I had to live with Dad AND Ma. Separated parents have too much jealousy issues when it comes to their kids. I had two places of residence for that particular month. I was all too eager to leave for school. Eventually, they patched things up. Ma moved back in. And the next time I went home, I went HOME.
And then, DEJA VU. Only this time Dad's out of the house.
And none of my family's told me about it. I found out from a complete stranger. I was stuck in a terminal today with a guy burning time (I was burning a cig) because I had to reschedule my reservation when I found out to my horror that the guy knew my Dad. (ARGH!!! I WAS SMOKING THE ENTIRE TIME!!!) Having found out facts like that, I did what any normal daughter would do, I ASKED MY MOM. I wanted to call her but a phonecall can't transmit soundwaves without transmitting emotions so I texted her instead...
Me: Ma, asan si Dad?
Ma: Why ask?
Me: Why did this guy just tell me blah blah blah blah?
Nine hours later, still no reply. Tch tch tch. Fine. I won't ask anyone. I KNOW. She tried calling a few minutes ago. I don't wanna talk to anyone right now.
The least parents can do if they're gonna push their kids into brokenhomehood is to make them aware. Duh. Well, supposedly, I'm the only one who's supposed to not know. How I envy my 7-year old brother.
If anyone asks me if I'm okay, I WILL HURL.
Posted at 12:00 am by duh!!!renched
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Saturday, October 09, 2004
And the heed for eternity
Is marked by drawn blood
And stained perfection...
TODAY:
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Posted at 06:01 pm by duh!!!renched
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MCBEALISMS
"You only die once!"
" I have my dignity. Or at least I should look like it."
"Sex is a symptom of a relationship."
" I don't need a therapist, I have a roommate."
" Did I just say that? Did I just say that, too?"
" We're women, we have double standards to live up to."
" I have a way with freudian slips."
"I like being a mess. It's who I am."
"Maybe I'm happy and I just don't know it. "
"Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes there's only one fish. Trust me."
"Maybe it's because they say love is about learning to compromise, that's why they get themselves into compromising positions, they can call it research."
"When I eat jell-o I feel better, don't ask me to reduce it to a science. "
"That's the thing about me. I make all my clients forget about all their troubles by giving them bigger ones. "
Rabbi: I'm not married.
Ally: And you wonder why.
Rabbi: What?! Are you always such a bitchy little thing. Coming in here insulting the Torah, insulting me.
Ally: What kind of rabbi calls somebody bitchy?
Rabbi: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Ally: Cause I'm bitchy? God has no love for the bitchy?
Billy: When Georgia and I make love, don't get me wrong, it's fantastic.
Ally: Great, I would've hated to get that wrong.
"Men are always trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying to save them some time, that's all." - on her microminiskirts
"All I ever wanted was to be rich, and to be successful and have three kids and a husband waiting up a night to tickle my feet, and now I don't even like my hair."
"It's like one day I have to deal with the two sure things in life, death and adultery."
"It doesn't matter that I'm not in a relationship with anybody. Sometimes I feel like I'm being unfaithful to love itself."
FISHISMS
"It's not winning. It's winning ugly that matters."
"I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself."
"It's not my style to care about others, but what's going on?"
"I can't do anything about it, but I'd be happy to sympathize."
"Quiet! Let me ignore you one at a time!"
"That remark would hurt, if I had feelings."
"Sex for men, when it is right it is right. When it is wrong, it is still right."
"Nelle, remember how you hate people talking behind your back? I can't do that while you're in the room."
"Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinkin' forever."
"There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to go forth and be vicious!"
OTHER-ISMS
"A lot of people forget what they're saying in a fit of rage, so I'll be happy to take the minutes."
"That was a snappish remark disguised in a soft tone."
"It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing -- shopping. "
"At the end of the day, life is just this big wall of reality that we all crash into. "
Ally: I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume -- you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
Elaine: That was with all due respect?
"You know what they say, when two people are singing together they’re doing it. "
"We can't deny our passions any longer can we? You want me and I want you. So let's just be honest."
"Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed."
"Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy."
"So basically we're screwed up because of..."
"Disney." -
"If you kiss him he may not stay forever but he won't be running off quick."
"You're a slut! The way to your heart is up your fallopian tubes."
SATC-isms
Chain letters? Don't you dare. Love letters? Marriage proposals?
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